Hindi Adult Jokes

Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?

Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein

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Chaudhary 10 bacho smet ek Bus mei enter hua

Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?

Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu

Aur ye sb customer complains hein

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Chaudhary: Can u Define will power?

Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…

When she is wearing nothing

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Sara:
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le

Judge: wo kese

Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya

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Major Rohail:
Khan tum kis kis k sath sex
Krta hai
Phatan:
Hum sirf us k sath sex krta hai jis ki
2 tange ur ek surakh ho
ya
4 tange ur 2 surakh ho

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Banta: Shadi K bad zindagi kute jaisi ho gayi hai.
Banti: Kute se kya barabari kroge

wo to 1 ganta fasa k rkhta hai

tumhari to 1 min me hi gaand fat jaati hai

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Wife: Main Chali Apne Pekeyan Nu.
Husband: Jana ta ja Nahi to Mere Lun Te Vaj.
Wife: Bus Tuhadiyan Aahi Mitthiyan Mitthiyan Gallan Mainu Jaan Nahi Dindiyan.

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Lund aur chut ka khel
Lund hua fail
Hui inquiry
Lund geya jail
Jail mai mili haseena
Lund ko aggeya paseena
Phir chillaaayii haseena
Chood geya kameena

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Major Rohail-
Why are u prgenent

Bubbli-
It is college project abt
Miracles of life

Major Rohail-
Who is father of this kid

Bubbli-
I don't know it was a group project

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Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”

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Aftr Suhagrat

Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi